Nov

07

iTunes Sucks – Top 5 Reasons

posted in software news, by Codrut Nistor


All those who know me can acknowledge one fact - I would gladly dress in pink instead of installing iTunes, and pink is (very!!) far from being my favorite color. No matter how much I hate using rough language, some things need to be said(or written), and today the time has come to put forward one statement that may upset some of you: iTunes sucks!

Wait, don't go, I am not one of those simply throwing the rumor/curse, and then dodging the incoming tomatoes/eggs/curses/whatever may come. I said that iTunes sucks, and I also have a few solid reasons to support my words. Probably at least a dozen reasons can be put forward before claiming that iTunes sucks, but I will only give you five. If I miss something really important, feel free to throw some tomatoes at me, and then drop a comment, but before that, here's my top 5 reasons for iTunes suckage...

1. Incredibly high memory usage - and there's no excuse for that. The main reason that I use Pidgin instead of Yahoo! Messenger is the incredible amount of memory taken up by the
messenger app from Yahoo!, and that's also the major reason for not using iTunes - there are plenty of better programs who eat less memory. A few times less!

2. No plugins - do I have to add anything here? I guess not...

3. No support for additional music formats - I said it before a few times, and I will say it again - I am 100% against online music purchases, as long as we're not talking about the real thing - the audio CD/DVD. The price is almost the same, but the quality is in a whole different league. Usually, I grab my CDs as FLAC, and so iTunes would be completely useless to me. I know I am not the only one doing this, so...

4. When talking about huge music libraries, iTunes can't handle them! As I said above, I am one of those in the "losless league," but I know some guys having huge music collections - think about two rooms full of CDs, audio tapes and vinyls, and over 300 GB of MP3 files ripped off that collection. This is a "no go" for iTunes, from what these guys are saying, and I have to believe them.

5. The interface and the library manager are both way below one's expectations. Only thinking about iTunes trying to reorganize my files without asking makes me turn red-green-blue, and finally black, with a strong desire to smash it... lucky iTunes, can't be actually smashed, unless I burn the setup package to a CD/DVD, then smash the poor disk...

Other than the above, probably you'll find some more things to add, but I'll stop here. As I was saying earlier, just throw your tomato or rotten egg, then tell me why are you running iTunes on your computer...or why you don't!

10 Comments on “iTunes Sucks – Top 5 Reasons



1

anteko, on March 16, 2009

You can always rip your music to ALAC, which itunes natively supports, instead of FLAC... the only problem with that is itunes is incapable or properly ripping a cd to alac without it sounding like crap and skipping every few minutes. So you'd have to use dbpoweramp or some such. You know what? Nevermind itunes just sucks.

2

devildog93, on November 10, 2009

I agree, always dupicating songs in the library, uses WAY too much memory, figuring out how to delete files just about made me throw out my brand new iPod Classic.  

Horrible interface

3

Alx666, on November 11, 2009

I agree. But let me cite another review like this one:
 
It’s a store, stupid — Almost all the other items on this list are a result of this single fact: iTunes is not an application in the traditional sense, it’s a storefront for Apple to sell music, movies and more. That’s all well and good. We’ve nothing against the store exactly, except when it gets in the way of other features. Unfortunately, it increasingly seems to be doing just that — feature updates have taken a back seat to iTunes Store feature updates. Take the arrows next to songs; by default they lead to the iTunes Store. Sure you can set them to point to your library, but how much cooler would it be if they led to a Wikipedia page or a band’s homepage?
From:
http://www.webmonkey.com/blog/The_Top_Ten_Reasons_iTunes_Sucks

4

ITunes should fucking die!, on November 23, 2009

Steve Jobs is on drugs! That fucking motherfucking bastard!

5

dissatisfied user, on November 24, 2009

This is exactly why I switched back to WMP9
 

6

nørd, on November 30, 2009

Hate it so much I rather eat crap for the rest of my life, if someone could help me find an alternative, but the damn ipod don't support m3u lists,  - so winamp, which I loved, is no good either when it comes to a huge classic which desperatily needs organizing, something I once and never again left up to the itunes so-called syncronizer >(
And why the f*** are the music encrypted?! Why can't I add to list with from the ipod interface?!? And that damn itunes don't even have full features available while streaming from the ipod, no coverflow, or album view!!! It's so f****** primitiv!! Doesn't even manage to look pretty!!! I guess I could go on an' on, but the chance Steve Jobs and his robots will do anything about it is as likely as me having a secret superpower I don't know about yet! Would be equally awsome though!!
Otherwize I wish the company a rotten future! What a stubborn lot!!!

7

Marcus, on December 17, 2009

Apple are fuckers.
Everytime you want to use any programme to do anything you have to buy a new computer, update every single programme, let all the fucking updating kill the computer, buy another one, update everything, give Steve Jobs a blow job, get a certificate to say you've blown him, show it to your computer, flagellate yourself, buy a t-shirt with 'I'm a prick' written on it, show that to your computer, and after you've spent most of your life accomplishing above, you no longer have the energy to find out whether that song that you already own but can't play will play because you just want to kill yourself

8

Mr. X, on January 01, 2010

To whomever it may concern:My previous comment (as well as this one) was left by automated spamming software. I just took a look at some of the sites that it hit and I see that it seems to have left comments in inappropriate places that made the comments themselves seem pretty damn insensitive. I just wanted to clear up the fact that I never actually read any of the posts and I'm really not a horrible person - It was all done automatically by a robot that left a comment on a bunch of blog posts that contained the phrase "my life sucks". I sincerely apologize if I offended anyone - I'm just a spammer who was trying to get links to his site.If you haven't already, you should probably delete the original comment, along with this one.

9

Sylvia, on February 22, 2010

Itunes can go fuck itself. You have to be a cunt to think it's any good.

10

BOBsagetslilCousiun, on March 02, 2010

Itunes fucking sucks, these might be the top 5 reasons for you, but I dont think you can limit itunes ultimate suckage into a simple top 5. I dont think it's really possible to take 5 crappy things about this shitty ass program, and say thats the worst of the worst of a huge list of stupid retarded media player that is itunes. The awful program you are forced to use with so many apple products.
There just are not enough words in the English language to describe how incredibly bad this program is. I would rather let steve jobs stab me in the leg with a sharpened spoon then use this pile of trash software that apple has put together.
My names Bob and I'm a fucking PC.

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