When I hear about "top 10 something," I usually end up with a big disappointment. Why? The answer is sad, but true, and the worst part of it is that it happens this way in most cases with these tops. For example, let's take hardware - a magazine receives hardware samples to review, but one of those companies entering the review run is also providing prizes for a certain contest held by that magazine. No matter what, its products will surely get a better ranking than the average of previous reviews! I am not giving any names, I am thinking mostly about some local IT magazines here, but I know this is happening everywhere. Anyway, the idea is that, considering this, I thought about a "top 10
iPhone programs" that can't be accused of being unfair, simply because we'll have a "top 10" full of losers!

I know "losers" may sound a bit harsh, especially since there's always room left for certain people to claim the opposite, so you can take this as you want - simply "top 10 iPhone programs," "top 10 boring iPhone applications," or "top 10 useless iPhone apps." Applying a label to this top is not the most important part - the important part is to know the applications you should avoid, unless you are extremely bored, or you simply had the incredible amount of time required to check all the
other iPhone programs. OK, these being said, let's see what we have here today, shall we?
First of all, we have
PhoneSaber, an application that claims to be able to turn your iPhone into a lightsaber! Don't ask what is a lightsaber - I am sure you must have seen Star Wars! About the "turning" part, it seems this application is able to recreate the sounds of a moving saber, including deflections and battle crashes, while running in full screen. Humm...I think I would rather play Solitaire!
Well, it gets even better(or worse, depends on how you take it) than the above!
Scratch is a program for the iPhone allowing you to perform "scratches" with your audio files like a real DJ. Why not use a turntable, like every serious DJ? :|
Cube Runner is one game requiring you to pilot a ship and avoid running into one of those giant boxes spread across the landscape. Why boxes? Because the graphics are pretty bad overall, and adding some decent obstacles was not at hand. The funny part is that...I know, it sounds strange, but Cube Runner can prove to be quite addictive!
One of the features I loved most in
Nokia 1100 was the flashlight, but they removed it in latest 11xx models, unfortunately. The iPhone doesn't have such a feature, but
myLite Colored Strobe and Flashlight gets you almost there. Why "almost?" Well, instead of a decent flashlight, you get to be able to play a strobe effect, apart from using the screen of your iPhone as a "flashlight" using any solid color. Thank you, but I'd better get a flashlight that was build to be a flashlight, or at least a Nokia 1100, and not the iPhone!
Colored flashlight? That one is nothing, compared to
Banner Free, a program that's able to turn your Apple phone into a personal LED name badge, scrolling through any crazy message you type in. Not really smart, if you ask me...
At last, although I had less than 10 apps here today, let me tell you about
More Cowbell!, a software for the iPhone allowing you to play the only instrument Christopher Walken wants to hear - a cowbell, obviously! If you're not going to do it, you'll keep hearing him say "I’ve gotta have more cowbell."
Right, and I had enough of this! :)
I know, I know - these were not 10 iPhone programs, but some of them are really worth two times their unworthiness, if I can put it this way. Please share your impressions with me below, while I am going to find a cowbell somewhere around here...
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